为什么动物绝对不应该穿衣服？因为豪猪会刺破衣服，因为蛇会穿不上裤子，因为绵羊会觉得热，因为长颈鹿穿起来傻里傻气，因为……你同意这些原因吗？
今天的绘本是《Animals should definitely not wear clothing》，如果给动物们穿上衣服，会发生哪些千奇百怪的事呢？
Because it would be disastrous for a porcupine,
因为这对豪猪来说是灾难性的，
Because a camel might wear it in the wrong places,
因为一只骆驼会戴到错误的地方，
Because a snake would lose it,
因为一只蛇会把它弄丢，
Because a mouse could get lost in it,
因为一只老鼠会失去方向，
Because a sheep might find it terribly hot,
因为一只绵羊会觉得它热得可怕，
Because it could be very messy for a pig,
因为它会被一只猪弄得非常脏，
Because it might make life hard for a hen,
因为它会让一只母鸡觉得生活很艰难，
Because a kangaroo would find it quite unnecessary,
因为一只袋鼠会发现它完全是多余的，
Because a giraffe might look sort of silly,
因为一只长颈鹿会看起来有点傻，
Because a billy goat would eat it for lunch,
因为它会被一只雄山羊当成午餐吃掉，
Because it would always be wet on a walrus,
因为它总会被海象弄湿，
Because a moose could never manage,
因为一头麋鹿永远也不会穿好，
Because opossums might wear it upside down by mistake,
因为负鼠们总会把它们穿反，
And most of all, because it might be very embarrassing.
最重要的是，因为它可能会非常尴尬。